The Marvel Kirkham Kids

I'm Thor, Jen is the Thing, Chris is Spider-Man, Megan is the Hulk, and Daniel is Wolverine. Gee! Thats pretty cool isnt it? Isnt it? It?

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What the....is John The Fork (TM) being attack by an armada of mustaches? I thought so......

THE awesomest thing EVER!

So I got bored one night, and when I get bored I go on the internet. But, by the time my boredom had come, it was like 1:00 in the morning, and my internet goes down past midnight. So I got on photoshop, and made a creation of what I had already on "My Pictures".



I gots it right here:

Dude! Its Battle Wounded Goku, with hulks head, with wolverine claws, with a visor, with Goku AND Fabio hair, with a stream of fire bursting from his mouth, and Hans head is floating next to him. DUDE! Oh yeah, and there is an AK47.

If this isnt the awesomest thing that you have ever seen, then youre a cancer.

SHNITER!

OK, so it was the second to last week of of school. We were reading about colonial America in groups, and our group just happened to find THE awesomest thing in the world. on the ground, with the heavens shining upon it, was an eraser. But not just any eraser, and eraser that on it had shniter writen on it in FLIDGIDIN' RED ink. OH YEAH! Then my friend, (crazy friend), shouted, "BUT SHNITER IS A MEAT STORE!!!!" Then, we replaced some of the words in the text book with Shniter. "Every state had their own central Shniter.", "The states had the oppurtunity to vote for their Shniter.", "Thou shall not Shniter.". Your moms a Shniter. Then, even better, recently I actually SAW a shniter meat department!

A local Shniter:

Soup

OK, I got's ma' top 5 soupy broths right ere'! (basically what that means is: Here are my top 5 favorite super heros reduced in a savory broth)



5:

Gambit! The most radically awesome member of the X-men. He's gots a staff n' splodin' cards. He has awesome energy powery abilities, only worthy of a gambit. Who doesn't enjoy a good head band to hold your hair into a slightly off center spiky-shape?


4:


Batman. The essence of awesome bat men. He has no powers, but who gives a crap! With a baterang about the size of a Buffalo's appendix, all of that crap on his belt, the belt itself, boots, pointy thingies on his head, some weird symbol on his chest, a speedo on top off his spandex, a cape, Alaskan trout, gloves, clothes, a house, not being a hobo, being a hobo, a chin, and some other stuff, he is pure awesomeness.



3.

HE IS THOR THE SON OF ODIN! HE SHALL SMASHITH YOU WITH THE HAMMER OF HOLLINESS OF WHATEVER ITS CALLED, UNTIL ONLY YOUR MERORY OF DAIRY COWS REMAINS! AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGRRRRRSSS-
SSMMMMMMMIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRR....RRRR!



2.

Spider-man. He's got powers unlike the Richy Richmond hogging up my 4 rating. He's a spider! NO! He's not. But, he has spider like reflexes, can stick to walls, and...doesnt actually have web....but still! He made his own web cartridges though. If he had a crotch protector, he would no doubt be #1.

1.

Goku. Ok, I don't know if he counts as a super hero, but he's awesome! Friggin' heck yes! The Japanese Superman. The big peck dude. The battle wounded hero from the heavens! OK, whatever you call him he's awesome.
(彼は涼しい! 彼は驚くばかりである! そしてあなたの読書これ、あなたのおそらくクリス! に彼の亡霊落ちた準備をしなさい!)

A T Poem?

Get dat T outta ma' face!

Thats right This is a poem....lace!

Who doesn't love a T?

I look at im' while I pee!

He's probably saying, "YOU!"

And he Pidddy da Foo!

Go on, give Mithta T a big hug!

If you don't, down your throat I will shove a bug!

The unmistakable hawk!

believe it or not, He fries eggs in a wak!

He'll act his flibidin' shoes off....!

Moth wif a f instead of th, is moff!

Maybe its forced, but who cares.

Bears!

Jordan the Zombie

Since my username is Jordan the Zombie, I found it suitable to make a picture of my zombie form. I give 80% credit to google, photoshop, and a camera, 10% to my brilliant mind, and another 10% to the world for cheering me on and encouraging me. Oh, and my mom.



I got's it right here:

Look into my glazed, and crazed, eyes. Hey, that rhyms!




Notice my claws, and lack of organs.



Also, notice the debris falling from my arms.








Kinda cute isn't it? Yeah, well don't blame me.