A T Poem?

Get dat T outta ma' face!

Thats right This is a poem....lace!

Who doesn't love a T?

I look at im' while I pee!

He's probably saying, "YOU!"

And he Pidddy da Foo!

Go on, give Mithta T a big hug!

If you don't, down your throat I will shove a bug!

The unmistakable hawk!

believe it or not, He fries eggs in a wak!

He'll act his flibidin' shoes off....!

Moth wif a f instead of th, is moff!

Maybe its forced, but who cares.

Bears!

Jordan the Zombie

Since my username is Jordan the Zombie, I found it suitable to make a picture of my zombie form. I give 80% credit to google, photoshop, and a camera, 10% to my brilliant mind, and another 10% to the world for cheering me on and encouraging me. Oh, and my mom.



I got's it right here:

Look into my glazed, and crazed, eyes. Hey, that rhyms!




Notice my claws, and lack of organs.



Also, notice the debris falling from my arms.








Kinda cute isn't it? Yeah, well don't blame me.

Buffaunt Daniel?

I had a vision. And, as are most of my visions, it was unpleasant.
OK, so I was laying in my bed really tired, and an image ran through my mind. I imagined my brother Daniel with big buffaunt hair. Like I said, not the most pleasant image to imagine while drifting off into a vast dark world of sleep.

I got's it right here: