Soup

OK, I got's ma' top 5 soupy broths right ere'! (basically what that means is: Here are my top 5 favorite super heros reduced in a savory broth)



5:

Gambit! The most radically awesome member of the X-men. He's gots a staff n' splodin' cards. He has awesome energy powery abilities, only worthy of a gambit. Who doesn't enjoy a good head band to hold your hair into a slightly off center spiky-shape?


4:


Batman. The essence of awesome bat men. He has no powers, but who gives a crap! With a baterang about the size of a Buffalo's appendix, all of that crap on his belt, the belt itself, boots, pointy thingies on his head, some weird symbol on his chest, a speedo on top off his spandex, a cape, Alaskan trout, gloves, clothes, a house, not being a hobo, being a hobo, a chin, and some other stuff, he is pure awesomeness.



3.

HE IS THOR THE SON OF ODIN! HE SHALL SMASHITH YOU WITH THE HAMMER OF HOLLINESS OF WHATEVER ITS CALLED, UNTIL ONLY YOUR MERORY OF DAIRY COWS REMAINS! AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGRRRRRSSS-
SSMMMMMMMIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRR....RRRR!



2.

Spider-man. He's got powers unlike the Richy Richmond hogging up my 4 rating. He's a spider! NO! He's not. But, he has spider like reflexes, can stick to walls, and...doesnt actually have web....but still! He made his own web cartridges though. If he had a crotch protector, he would no doubt be #1.

1.

Goku. Ok, I don't know if he counts as a super hero, but he's awesome! Friggin' heck yes! The Japanese Superman. The big peck dude. The battle wounded hero from the heavens! OK, whatever you call him he's awesome.
(彼は涼しい! 彼は驚くばかりである! そしてあなたの読書これ、あなたのおそらくクリス! に彼の亡霊落ちた準備をしなさい!)