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Top 5 Queen songs

2009-08-09T09:00:00.000-07:00

Okay, it's been like a month since my post saying I'd post this tomorrow, but oh well. No one ever reads this blog at all anyway right? I'm doing Queen songs because Singstar: Queen (a singing game obviously) came out on Aug 4. Oh, and they're my favorite band. Okay here it goes:

5. Under Pressure: Okay, this song has David Bowie in it. It is on their album Hot Space.

4. Dragon Attack: A hard rockin' song on their album The Game

3. Mustapha: An Indian sounding song on their album Jazz

2. Your My Best Friend: A soft rock love song on their album A Night at the Opera

1. Bohemian Rhapsody: This is a song that combines ballad, opera, hard rock, an awesome guitar solo, and 4 part harmonies all in one 5 minute song. It is the ultimate Queen song, and is on their album A Night at the Opera

I think that's it...my Queen appetite is constantly changing, so these songs won't always be, and haven't always been my favorites. But they rock anyway!

SORRY, MUSTAPHA ISN'T ON THE PLAYLIST. THE WEBSITE DIDN'T HAVE IT. IDIOTS...

Top 5s

2009-08-05T10:48:00.000-07:00

Okay guys, from now on I will have top 5s on my blog. Shut up, you know perfectly well what that means. So Tomorow I will release my first top 5. Horray!

Updates

2009-04-15T16:16:00.000-07:00

Well, I'm back. I know that no one reads my blog, so it's not like you care. I've done a lot since my downfall. And by downfall, I mean my last post. I'm still obsessed with Half-life, their creaters Valve, and The Simpsons. I've recently (a couple months ago) died my hair to a chestnutty brown. I don't have a pic. Shut up. I also went to Europe recently and it was pretty fun. We went to Switzerland, France, and Germany.

In Europe, I discovered that: the best candy ever is chocolate covered gummy bears, Paris is very dirty and smells of urine, and that I want to live in Switzerland. I fell overwhelmed now, and so do you, so I'll talk about something that I want to talk about, and you don't want to hear. Video Games.

Here are some more awesome video games that I discovered recentely:

Fallout 3: In this game, you can do practically anything. The story is great: It starts out with you as a baby and you grow up and search for your runaway dad. The gameplay is great: You can use an automatic aiming system, which may sound boring, but is far from it. Great game man. Shut up.

Counter-Strike: Source: This is another online shooter made by the amazing Valve, (creaters of Half-life, Team Fortress 2, and Portal) You can chose to be a terrorist or a counter terrorist. With the terrorists, you attempt to either plant a bomb, or prevent the counter terrorists from rescueing hostages. Great game man. Shut up agian.

Little Big Planet: This is a strange game. You run around as a lil' dude called a Sackboy, and...well.... watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccodxACwA9g&feature=related
AND you can create levels of your own, and share them with the community. Isn't that posh? And the music is great because it's music from real bands. AND you can customize your outfit. Great game man. Shut the fetch up.

Left 4 dead: In this game you have on seemingly simple task: survive the zombie apocalypse. It is actually kind of easy and simple, but ridiculously fun. There is also a mode where you can play as zombies, which is even funner. No surprise: this game was made by Valve. Oh, and the best part: It's online. Forget what I said about Team Fortress 2: THIS is the best online shooter of all time. nuf said. Great game dude, and...you know.

Well, that's it for the update. See ya.

I did it

2008-12-05T20:18:00.000-08:00

Ha! I put MORGAN'S head on GORDAN'S head! If you don't get it, then play more video games.

I got's it right here:

YOU BROKE IT!

2008-12-05T20:00:00.001-08:00

Someone broke it. My blog...some one broke it...for some reason all of my sidebar stuff is on the bottom, not the side. If you dun have any o dem useful advices, than just post it in der' cuments (Translation: If you know of a way to fix it, then please post your advice in the comments section....in a savory broth). What? Can you not take a post on my blog that doesn't have a ridiculous picture on it? Oh fine...here's a pimpin' cougar being kicked by a demicratic "ass" (donkey)

I got's it right here:

I'm definetly going slightly mad

2008-10-28T18:40:00.000-07:00

I forgot a couple of the most influentual games of my life. It makes me cry when I think of it... :'(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNBWf54RvsI

Duh....Super Mario World

This is definetly the best mario game ever and probably my favorite game ever. It rules. Shut up.

Cooking Mama

It combines two of my favorite things: cooking and video-games. This is also an obvious choice.

Thats all

The best video games ever...Im my opinion

2008-10-06T15:07:00.000-07:00

Ok, this list is unfortunatly not reduced in a savory broth

Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour; Its the best game of it's type ever. Don't argue. No Warcraft, Starcraft, arts and crafts, or deviled eggs are not better. Its friggin great.

Team Fortress 2; this is the best online shooter that I have ever played. With all of steams stuff, (like friends, clans, idpages, etc.) Tf2 is really a great way to communicate, shoot people, and have fun.

The Half-Life Series; a really good set of games here. Not like wholsome good, defianatly not wholsome good, but really good. I mean it has action, adventure, shooting, online play with HL2: Deathmatch, and some other things. This is a great sereis

I couldn't find the box art for it, but Portal; This is the best puzzle game that has ever been invented by man, monkey, machine, cardboard box, etc. It is purely awesome just because it is. It's funny, intense, actiony, and something else.

Team Fortress 2, Half Life 2, episode 1 and 2 are all conveniently stored all in one game package called the orange box. The best deal in game history.

The Kingdom Hearts series; is a really great series as well. The basic idea is Final Fatasy meets Disney. It may seem weird to see some anime dudes with goofy and donald, but for some reason its not weird at all for me to see cloud and mickey hugging each other.

The Prince of Persia Trio; what a great trio. I mean, it has some kind of goblins, time reversing daggers, and some stuff that I forgot about.

Chrono Trigger was a great game because it also had a time machine, only this one wasnt a dagger. The only daggers seen were being thrown into oversized orcs.

Wario Ware: Smooth moves; is really weird, becasue its just a bunch of minigames and stuff. Its really cool, and family friendly.

Assassin's Creed; this game is really fun. Your an assasin, and you run around killing people. Its a win win situation. Except for everybody...they dont win.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl; this game is fun because you get to see nintendo characters fightin each other. Its simple, but its true.

Rock Band; isn't it obvious why this is fun? Instead of going through the had labor of making a real band, you get to have a fake band, on fake instruments! Isnt it great?

So, there you have it. Most of my favorite vidoe games in one list. Isn't it great?

phone, birthday, n' concert

2008-08-15T12:34:00.000-07:00

I know I havent posted a blog for a while, so I'll just do now. So, I got a phone as an early birthday present, and its cool. its a sony ericson, AT&T. It can take pictures n' stuff, so its really cool. Oh, and by the way this picture is ~actual size...Thats why its so big.

Anyway, my birthday is comin' up. Cheer, joy. there are a few thing that I want, and will hopefully get. I will be 11, and going into 6th grade.

So, yesterday I went to my first rock concert. I went with Greg, han, Blair, and his wife. Oh, and Chris. Ok, fine Daniel too. It was a clap your hands and say yeah concert. The opening band was called Delta Spirit (not airlines). They were really good too. The concert it self was good...well the music was good. These Biff nugs kept crowd surfing on us. Me, Chris, and Blair got a few good punches to these idiotic fools. Mine was a Crotch shot. >:-). The concert was free, so that explains the stupid moshers.

The Marvel Kirkham Kids

2008-07-01T22:35:00.001-07:00

I'm Thor, Jen is the Thing, Chris is Spider-Man, Megan is the Hulk, and Daniel is Wolverine. Gee! Thats pretty cool isnt it? Isnt it? It?

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2008-07-01T22:20:00.000-07:00

What the....is John The Fork (TM) being attack by an armada of mustaches? I thought so......

THE awesomest thing EVER!

2008-06-29T13:40:00.000-07:00

So I got bored one night, and when I get bored I go on the internet. But, by the time my boredom had come, it was like 1:00 in the morning, and my internet goes down past midnight. So I got on photoshop, and made a creation of what I had already on "My Pictures".

I gots it right here:

Dude! Its Battle Wounded Goku, with hulks head, with wolverine claws, with a visor, with Goku AND Fabio hair, with a stream of fire bursting from his mouth, and Hans head is floating next to him. DUDE! Oh yeah, and there is an AK47.

If this isnt the awesomest thing that you have ever seen, then youre a cancer.

SHNITER!

2008-06-05T23:04:00.000-07:00

OK, so it was the second to last week of of school. We were reading about colonial America in groups, and our group just happened to find THE awesomest thing in the world. on the ground, with the heavens shining upon it, was an eraser. But not just any eraser, and eraser that on it had shniter writen on it in FLIDGIDIN' RED ink. OH YEAH! Then my friend, (crazy friend), shouted, "BUT SHNITER IS A MEAT STORE!!!!" Then, we replaced some of the words in the text book with Shniter. "Every state had their own central Shniter.", "The states had the oppurtunity to vote for their Shniter.", "Thou shall not Shniter.". Your moms a Shniter. Then, even better, recently I actually SAW a shniter meat department!

A local Shniter:

Soup

2008-06-01T17:02:00.000-07:00

OK, I got's ma' top 5 soupy broths right ere'! (basically what that means is: Here are my top 5 favorite super heros reduced in a savory broth)

5:

Gambit! The most radically awesome member of the X-men. He's gots a staff n' splodin' cards. He has awesome energy powery abilities, only worthy of a gambit. Who doesn't enjoy a good head band to hold your hair into a slightly off center spiky-shape?

4:

Batman. The essence of awesome bat men. He has no powers, but who gives a crap! With a baterang about the size of a Buffalo's appendix, all of that crap on his belt, the belt itself, boots, pointy thingies on his head, some weird symbol on his chest, a speedo on top off his spandex, a cape, Alaskan trout, gloves, clothes, a house, not being a hobo, being a hobo, a chin, and some other stuff, he is pure awesomeness.

3.

HE IS THOR THE SON OF ODIN! HE SHALL SMASHITH YOU WITH THE HAMMER OF HOLLINESS OF WHATEVER ITS CALLED, UNTIL ONLY YOUR MERORY OF DAIRY COWS REMAINS! AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGRRRRRSSS-
SSMMMMMMMIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRR....RRRR!

2.

Spider-man. He's got powers unlike the Richy Richmond hogging up my 4 rating. He's a spider! NO! He's not. But, he has spider like reflexes, can stick to walls, and...doesnt actually have web....but still! He made his own web cartridges though. If he had a crotch protector, he would no doubt be #1.

Goku. Ok, I don't know if he counts as a super hero, but he's awesome! Friggin' heck yes! The Japanese Superman. The big peck dude. The battle wounded hero from the heavens! OK, whatever you call him he's awesome.
(彼は涼しい! 彼は驚くばかりである! そしてあなたの読書これ、あなたのおそらくクリス! に彼の亡霊落ちた準備をしなさい!)

A T Poem?

2008-05-05T17:17:00.000-07:00

Get dat T outta ma' face!

Thats right This is a poem....lace!

Who doesn't love a T?

I look at im' while I pee!

He's probably saying, "YOU!"

And he Pidddy da Foo!

Go on, give Mithta T a big hug!

If you don't, down your throat I will shove a bug!

The unmistakable hawk!

believe it or not, He fries eggs in a wak!

He'll act his flibidin' shoes off....!

Moth wif a f instead of th, is moff!

Maybe its forced, but who cares.

Bears!

Jordan the Zombie

2008-05-03T19:31:00.001-07:00

Since my username is Jordan the Zombie, I found it suitable to make a picture of my zombie form. I give 80% credit to google, photoshop, and a camera, 10% to my brilliant mind, and another 10% to the world for cheering me on and encouraging me. Oh, and my mom.

I got's it right here:

Look into my glazed, and crazed, eyes. Hey, that rhyms!

Notice my claws, and lack of organs.

Also, notice the debris falling from my arms.

Kinda cute isn't it? Yeah, well don't blame me.

Buffaunt Daniel?

2008-05-02T22:27:00.000-07:00

I had a vision. And, as are most of my visions, it was unpleasant.
OK, so I was laying in my bed really tired, and an image ran through my mind. I imagined my brother Daniel with big buffaunt hair. Like I said, not the most pleasant image to imagine while drifting off into a vast dark world of sleep.

I got's it right here: